colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

(Source: biencorrect, via spookykiwi)

hauntingc0rpse:

squirackles:

reedisonspeed:

YMAS FOR LIFE.


I want this on a t shirt if they dont already have it

They dont have this as a shirt.Also, who the hell thought it’d be okay to bring this back? I wish I could delete this post foreverrrrr.

hauntingc0rpse:

squirackles:

reedisonspeed:

YMAS FOR LIFE.

I want this on a t shirt if they dont already have it

They dont have this as a shirt.
Also, who the hell thought it’d be okay to bring this back?
I wish I could delete this post foreverrrrr.

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I'm in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You're hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE KISS ME!!

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you

Anonymous asked:

Favorite kink?

Frozen Pizza And Other Fine Things In This World Answer:

human-chernobyl:

I have a few.

-scratching/biting. Hard enough to bleed. I like scratching and biting better, but I don’t mind being the one scratched. Especially down my back

-using her bra and panties as restraints. Either using her panties to tie her wrists together, or wrapping her bra around her mouth, holding onto the back, and using it like a horse’s reigns when doing her doggy style.

-removing her shirt by taking a knife and cutting it off.

-bending her over my lap, spanking her until she’s raw & red, and telling he’d what a bad little girl she is.

-aggressive dirty talk. Something like holding her down and growling in her eat “scream and beg all you want. Nobody’s coming to rescue you. And besides….it only makes me harder”

Because this is Tumblr, and sneezing is considered rape, I must stress that I never do anything without a woman’s express permission beforehand. I always ask what she is and is NOT cool with. Seeing her enjoyment is half the pleasure anyway.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

(Source: bigfatphallusy, via humoristics)