teachers: you need to do better

parents: you need to do better

the world: you need to do better

me: [patrick stump voice] but you need to lower your standards

me: cause it's never

me: getting any better than this

lovehugsandfandomdrugs:

hipster-selfies:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:







Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

That’s fucking crazy

What the fuck was just released?

OH MY GO D

lovehugsandfandomdrugs:

hipster-selfies:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

That’s fucking crazy

What the fuck was just released?

OH MY GO D

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via human-chernobyl)

borlax:

tfwnojutsu:

thatruskieyakattack:

completed-nihilism:

Vantablack

British researchers have created the ‘new black’ of the science world - and it is being dubbed super black.

The material absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of light, a new world record, and is so dark the human eye struggles to discern its shape and dimension, giving the appearance of a black hole.

Named Vantablack, or super black, it also conducts heat seven and half times more effectively than copper, and is ten times stronger than steel.

It is created by Surrey NanoSystems using carbon nanotubes, which are 10,000 thinner than human hair and so miniscule that light cannot get in but can pass into the gaps in between.

Article

i don’t like this

so where can I get a vantablack tshirt

(via thechristopherdylan)

ibelieveingavinfree:

So we all remember when this happened right?

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Specifically this part

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Well I was reading the comics and I got to this one 

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BURNIE BURNS THE NUMBER 535 IS OUT TO GET YOU

(via punk-as-dicks)